Showing posts with label Making It Rain. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Making It Rain. Show all posts

Monday, May 19, 2008

I'm back, and it's hustlin' season!

Ladies and gentlemen, let the hustlin' begin.

Every summer, my friends and I create a theme to live our summers by.

A few years ago, it was "The Summer of Love," which didn't turn out the way I planned.

Last year, we had the summer in which we made it rain ... no official title ... but I turned 21, made it rain in Las Vegas and the Cubs made it rain on the NL Central.

This year we've decided to combine the two concepts by filing them under "Hustling."

Every summer deserves a soundtrack and the sounds of this summer will be forever known as "Hustlenomics: The Ultimate Hustle." And yes, I do know that Yung Joc's last album was called "Hustlenomics."

Whatever.

And while combining the summer of love and making it rain to make it hustle, we're adding the concept of Deuces Wild, my triumphant return to Vegas.

The storm clouds are headed west and this year we're adding two more ultimate hustlers to the gang. Expect a slew of heavy showers on the Vegas strip in early-to-mid June that will hopefully be assisted by Pac Man Jones, Tank Johnson and other pros.

What about the rest of the summer?

Well, I'll be working at Z-Frank Chevrolet as a garage attendant. It's not pretty or glamorous, but it puts enough money in my pocket to support that drinking habit I developed at SIU.

I plan on buying a car (hopefully the dealership can cut me a deal) so I can travel on my own schedule during the 2008-09 school year.

I also plan to keep my writing skills sharp. While I'll be commenting on aspects of my own life, my favorite sports teams and hot chicks at this site, I'll be contributing my views on the sports world's hot topics over at The Big Dead Sidebar with fellow Daily Egyptian sportswriter Matt Hartwig and Memphis Grizzlies broadcasting intern Mike Carter (and maybe others?)

When I'm not working or blogging, I'll be keeping a keen eye on my Cubbies. Hell, I'll even be at the game on July 27. Bleachers baby!

Where'd you go?

Now that I'm home and settled (kinda), I am back from my blog vacation.

It was a great semester at SIU, even though my grades (3 C's and 1 A) would say it was average, it was much more than that.

My passing grades have put me one step closer to graduation, and I'm excited about that. Sure, it's going to take five years to get that four-year degree, but it will be worth it in the end.

Without a doubt, my favorite thing about this semester was working for the Daily Egyptian, the student newspaper of Southern Illinois University Carbondale, where I work as a sports reporter.

It's been a long climb to the DE. I've applied every semester and have been shot down every time until this semester. Originally I signed on to be a correspondent, but when I got a call from the sports editor saying a spot at the sports desk opened up I had to take it.

It's arguably been the best thing to happen to me at SIU. In my first semester at the paper, I've written stories about swimming, track and field, tennis, golf, baseball and women's basketball.

There are so many more stories, catch them all here.

At the DE, I met so many wonderful and talented people that I'll never forget. The only downfall is that I'm not there with them this summer. I hope I get the opportunity to return next semester.

With school and work at the DE in the rearview mirror (for now), it is time to focus on "The Summer of Hustle."


And for your viewing pleasure, here's a sample of what we'll be doing.





Oh and a lil' bit of this too.





Oh and we'll be ballin' out this summer too, fa sho!





And finally, in October, we'll be doing this for the first time in 100 years. Book it!



Wednesday, April 16, 2008

Which pro athlete do you want to party with?

While doing today's daily web searching, I stumbled across this picture at Deadspin of Golden State Warriors star Stephen Jackson drinking vodka, Dana Jacobsen style.

So, instead of running away from the issue, I've decided to embrace it. Which professional athletes would you like to party with? Here is my fave four.

  1. Adam 'Pac Man' Jones. Pac Man is the clear-cut No. 1 on my list. Anyone who enjoys making it rain (to the tune of $81,000 no less) can be my wingman at the club any day.
  2. Tank Johnson, NFL. Since Pac Man is bringing the cash, we're going to need some protection. Enter stage left the former Bears defensive lineman, who definitely stays strapped.
  3. Matt Leinart. Now that we've got money and protection, we need some girls and there's no one I'd rather turn to than the Arizona Cardinals QB, who is still living out his college dreams, two years after leaving USC.
  4. Mark Grace. OK, we've got money, protection and pretty girls, but now we need the final element -- more girls! The former Chicago Cubs first baseman made a career out of making Gold Glove plays, knocking doubles, and pulling drunk chicks in Wrilgeyville (which is my second favorite past-time behind making it rain.) Grace is credited with creating the term "slumpbuster."
After taking all of this into consideration, there is only one person I want to party with ... her name is Erin Andrews.

In fact, I had my opportunity with her ... she was my Valentine. :-)

I'll admit, I'm bordering an unhealthy obsession with blonde beauty from ESPN. She's perfect, absolutely perfect. She's cute, she loves sports (especially baseball) and she has a career. Erin Andrews is a woman! On top of that, she would be one of the few girls that would understand what it's like to be in the media --seeing that I am going to be the next great sports journalist.

Apparently, what makes EA weak in the knees is being in the presence of ESPN analyst Kirk Herbstreit.

What's even more notable is Andrews own admission that Kirk Herbstreit has a "Timberlake-like" following with college kids. She even says that while she was a spritely co-ed and wannabe sports reporter at the University of Florida, she got a little overwhelmed in the presence of Herbstreit's seductive aura: "My camera didn't work the first time I got a photo with Kirk Herbstreit and, oh my gosh, I'm freaking out..."


Let the record show, Herbie is an Ohio State ... sorry ... a graduate of THE Ohio State University and an all-around douschebag. If it's not about the Buckeyes, it's not worth a damn in his eyes. I hate homers on ESPN (especially when they go against my favorite teams.)

Well, this post accomplished a lot. Mostly because it mentioned three of my favorite things in life:
  • Making it rain!
  • Erin Andrews
  • Drinking
If I wait a few hours, I'd mention another one of my favorite things, the Cubs (who are currently beating the Reds 10-1 in the top of the 5th).

That's all for now.

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