Alfonso Soriano, Meet Moises Alou ... And Cubs Fans Still Haven't Learned

This picture is why no one takes the Chicago Cubs (or their fans) seriously.

Sitting at 32-21, the Cubs have the best record in the National League and are tied with the Tampa Bay Rays (yes, the former Devil Rays) for the best record in Major League Baseball.

If All-Star Game voting ended today outfielders Alfonso Soriano and Kosuke Fukudome and catcher Geovany Soto would be voted in as starters with Derrek Lee, Aramis Ramirez, Carlos Zambrano, Ryan Dempster, Carlos Marmol and Kerry Wood have strong arguments in their favor to make the team.

Despite the Cubs' deficiencies in center field and at the end of the starting rotation, this might be the most well-rounded team I've ever seen.

With all that said, I've got beef with fans.

See this photo essay from SportsbyBrooks, who does the dirty work for me.

So long story short ...

HEY CUBS FANS, KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF THE F*CKING FIELD!!!!!

When you see your outfielder coming to catch the ball KEEP YOUR HANDS AWAY FROM THE F*CKING BALL!!!!

You idiots! That's why the we're the butt of every joke from every toothless Cardinals fan and homeless White Sox fan whose only baseball knowledge comes from Tony LaRussa's wine glass and Ozzie Guillen's racist rants.

And I'm not saying that Cards or Chi-Sox fans are dumb. However, I am saying stuff like THIS BULLSH*T fuels the fire of the idiots.

I'm done. Take my advice, or end up in witness protection like Steve Bartman.