Saturday, May 3, 2008

BREAKING NEWS: LOU PINIELLA HATES BAD SPORTS JOURNALISM!

Mark Wegner: Jay Mariotti roxxx!!1!!!1!!11!!!!!1!!!!!11!!!!!!111!!!!!!!11111!!!!!
Lou Piniella: F*#^ that c#$!, and that piece of s#%& Rogers too!

I have a new supporter in my fight against bad sports journalism, and his name is Lou Piniella.


As reported by the Chicago Sun-Times Cubs blog, Piniella suggests that Jay Mariotti should be outsted from his role as "The Bright One's" top columnist.


"Take Mariotti out, he’s not writing a column today. Put in the third subordinate behind him .... Don’t use [Chicago Tribune baseball columnist Phil] Rogers on Sunday, use the third guy."


No word on who Piniella wants to replace either Mariotti or Rogers, but sources close to the situation say that "Sweet Uncle Lou" has his eyes on a certain sportswriter that goes to SIU.

Alright, so it's taken slightly out of context, but you get my point.

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