Now, that's what I call good marketing!

I'm not a big NASCAR fan, and for good reason. It doesn't appeal to me, at all. I know I'm stereotyping here, but it's a bunch of southern white guys driving cars in circles at high speeds.

I'm a guy...but I'm from Chicago and I'm Puerto Rican. So yeah, it doesn't appeal to my demographic. However, this does appeal to my demographic, fo sho!

A hot brunette in a blue bikini, go figure. And hey check out the background of the picture. If you look closely, you might be able to spot a couple of black guys.

Once again, proving that you can get me to do anything if you bribe me with a pretty girl.

While I'm on my soap box, let the record show that college is NOT LIKE THIS AT ALL!

Well, not at Southern Illinois at least.

And I'm not knocking SIU girls, because everyone knows Saluki girls know how to party. But had this list come out when I was a senior in high school (or anytime for that matter) I probably would have studied harder (and based my choices off which school had the hottest chicks, instead of the school that had everything I wanted in life).

Here's 1 thru 10 ... as for the schools I would have theoretically considered:

• The University of Illinois was never on my radar, but after seeing these pics, maybe they should have been. I always thought U of I was a school that charged Ivy League prices for a Big 10 education. And the Frightened Illini stole Bruce Weber and won't play SIU!
• Mizzou has always had a real good school of journalism, and everyone knows that's one of my top priorities. Another one of my top priorities, hot chicks! Too bad they probably have a lot of Cardinal fans. BOO!!!!
• Indiana provides another top-notch school of journalism, and lots of cute girls. Dumb, but cute by all accounts.
• Another Big 10 school makes my list, it's Michigan. Good law school, and yes, I wanted to go into law because I wanted to be the next Jerry Maguire when I was a kid. If I ended up as a famous sports agent, I could probably land girls like these.
• Yeah, I'd consider Dook if I had endless amounts of money and wanted to go to medical school. I figure I have a chance with these chicks, I hear that their basketball team is a bunch of bitches!
• The list begins with the University of North Carolina! Top-notch journalism school, famous alumni, great hoops squad (even though Kansas beat the Tar out of the Heels), Franklin St. (think the Strip in Carbondale but better) and oh yeah, BEAUTIFUL WOMEN! :-)
• I probably should have put more stock into UNLV, especially when taking into consideration I travel there nearly every year. If the dorms were set up like the MGM Grand, I'd be getting straight-A's and be in the black. Oh, I almost forgot about the girls.
• I probably should have also taken a closer look at Wisconsin, especially because of their party skills and obvious talent. And Madison is one of Chicago's most northern suburbs. Proximity is key.
• And finally LSU. Let's take an objective look at the storyline of "Luis likes hot, blonde, southern chicks who talk with a twang." Ready? OK! They're hot (check). They're blonde (doesn't matter...blonde, brunette, redhead...check!). Oh and they can cook (BONUS POINT!) And the kicker...Mardi Gras. 'Nuff said. P.S. I have no clue what this school has to offer other than a good football team and hot chicks!